Dumb as a Blog: Trying to remove a porn star's sexy tombstone is dumb on truTV.com: "Cemetery officials in Hamburg, Germany are in an uproar over the tombstone of a deceased porn star who died from breast enhancement surgical complications.
They say the tombstone is 'too sexy'. I say they have never seen a porn then.
The gravestone is a beautiful angel in a floor length gown. What gives? I usually love to poke fun at porn stars but these prude cemetery killjoys have their butt plugs shoved in a little too far.
Something tells me they are unfairly looking for signs of sexuality around the burial site of the adult film actress based solely on her profession. Have you ever taken a look around graveyards and noticed the gigantic, erect, phallic monuments honoring men of power and prestige? How about cherubs? Those are naked children and we know how much church officials like that!
Also, Germany, aren't you a bunch of pervs anyway? I've seen some of your national exports and you people are some kinky, twisted mofos."
Thursday, May 19, 2011
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